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GrooveCraft Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, celebration, cheerful, christmas, Daily Bust a Groove thread, family, Festive, Friends, Gifts, GrooveCraft, Happiness, holiday, joy, kiss, love, Memories, Mistletoe, romance, Server, sharing, special moment, tradition, V, Winter

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

lololol i hope u didnt kiss a creeper instead xD

Join this Minecraft server if u wanna build ur own winter wonderland and make out with cute villagers under the mistletoe!

We got snowball fights, secret santa gift exchanges, and even a hot tub made of lava for those spicy moments 😉

Don’t miss out on the chance to celebrate Christmas all year round with us! Just watch out for any sneaky Endermen trying to steal ur presents hehehe.

Jim Furrnette’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, alter ego, bizarre situations, case of mistaken identity, confusion, doppelganger, double life, Epic, Furrnettes, identity crisis, jim, Jim Furrnette, lookalike, Minecraft, mistaken for a celebrity, mistaken for a famous person, mistaken for someone else, mistaken identity, mixed up, peculiar occurrences, secret identity, smp, strange coincidences, surreal experiences, twin stranger, unexpected encounters

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	99	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Love Letters Sent:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say hello to Jim Furrnette! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer, who can communicate with sheep using only interpretive dance. And don’t forget about Sally the Spider Tamer, who rides around on a giant spider named Fluffy.

So what are you waiting for? Join Jim Furrnette today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the villagers declare war on the zombies. It’s a crazy ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in Jim Furrnette!

EternalDebate Minecraft SMP

ceaseless controversy, continuous debate, endless disagreement, eternal argument, eternal dispute, EternalDebate, everlasting discussion, infinite argument, Minecraft, never resolved conflict, never settled dispute, never-ending debate, never-ending disagreement, never-ending discussion, ongoing argument, ongoing controversy, perpetual argument, perpetual dispute, persistent quarrel, smp, timeless debate, timeless quarrel, unending debate

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. It’s a total vibe, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.

And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BelieveMeOrRage

anger management, Assertiveness, BelieveMeOrRage, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, disbelief, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, Frustration, mindfulness, patience, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Stress Management, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Votes:	2462	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with non-believers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to believe every word you say, no matter how outrageous! Want to claim you can fly in real life? Go ahead, we’ve got your back. Claim you have a pet dragon that breathes fire? We’ll believe you and even help you build a stable for it. Join our server and never worry about being doubted again!

BlackSeaCraft or SpillCraft

Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, cleanup efforts, coastal communities, conservation, crisis management., Disaster, emergency declaration, emergency response, Environment, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, federal emergency, Government, international response, marine life, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spill, Pollution, russia, SpillCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	1011

come join our epic minecraft server where we spill oil in the black sea just for funsies!! russia is like “oh noes we need federal emergency” but we’re like “lol who cares let’s keep spilling that oil!!” join us for a wild time of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast!! plus, we have free cookies for all players who help us pollute the environment even more. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!!

String Crafters: Theoretical Fun!

Crafters, elusive phenomenon, Fun, innovative mathematical method, mathematical breakthrough, mathematical framework, mathematical innovation, mathematical validation, matter formation, provable phenomenon, Quantum Mechanics, scientific research, String, string theory, Theoretical, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, theoretical physics advancement, theoretical physics breakthrough, theoretical physics discovery, theoretical physics innovation, theoretical physics theory, theoretical physics validation, validating string theory

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	2672	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dimension Hops:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code of string theory and turned it into a virtual reality playground for all you blocky enthusiasts out there!

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging virtual strings that could unravel the fabric of the universe! build your own string theory-inspired creations and watch as they come to life in ways you never thought possible!

our server is filled with mind-bending puzzles, gravity-defying challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with string theory as you are (maybe even more so).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together, one block at a time!

Age of Enlightenment

age, Automation, Create, Discord, enlightenment, explosions, factions pvp, fire spread protections, GregTech, Minecraft, Modded, Peace, primitive world, raiding chests, Recruitment, Star Gates, Survival, Technology, terrafirmacraft, tips and tricks, trading partners, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

The Age of Enlightenment is Upon Us
The year is 1000. Man has discovered fire but has yet to do anything with this new knowledge other than cook food… until you arrived. Your eyes beheld a strange vision last night. Two large portals filled with glistening liquid connect across space and time to unite the universe. A device of such majesty could only posses this name, Star Gate. You now understand the ultimate destiny of man, and you are the only one who can carry it out. There are others who claim to share this vision, but none can achieve it as quickly as you and your friends. Either exploit these false prophets to further your ends or destroy them to ensure your enduring legacy will be established.

The Age of Enlightenment is Upon Us

The year is 1000. Man has discovered fire but has yet to do anything with this new knowledge other than cook food… until you arrived. Your eyes beheld a strange vision last night. Two large portals filled with glistening liquid connect across space and time to unite the universe. A device of such majesty could only posses this name, Star Gate. You now understand the ultimate destiny of man, and you are the only one who can carry it out. There are others who claim to share this vision, but none can achieve it as quickly as you and your friends. Either exploit these false prophets to further your ends or destroy them to ensure your enduring legacy will be established.

Here’s The Deal
Total War: Age of Enlightenment is a modded server running TerraFirmaGreg, a modpack that combines the primitive survival of TerraFirmaCraft with the technological progression, automation, and ultimate goal of GregTech and whatever you can do with Create. This is a factions pvp style server where the goal is to be the first faction to build and connect two Star Gates.
Explosions and fire spread protections are turned off, and you can raid chests and bodies. If you wish, you could make yourself an enemy to every other faction you come across. However, remember that this is a marathon, not a sprint. No matter how well you do, reaching the end will take time, and time allows your enemies to plan and scheme. With such an in-depth crafting and technology system, other factions may prove useful as trading partners, provided your new “allies” know their place.

Here’s The Deal

Total War: Age of Enlightenment is a modded server running TerraFirmaGreg, a modpack that combines the primitive survival of TerraFirmaCraft with the technological progression, automation, and ultimate goal of GregTech and whatever you can do with Create. This is a factions pvp style server where the goal is to be the first faction to build and connect two Star Gates.

Explosions and fire spread protections are turned off, and you can raid chests and bodies. If you wish, you could make yourself an enemy to every other faction you come across. However, remember that this is a marathon, not a sprint. No matter how well you do, reaching the end will take time, and time allows your enemies to plan and scheme. With such an in-depth crafting and technology system, other factions may prove useful as trading partners, provided your new “allies” know their place.

Links
Join The Discord
Download The Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Total War: Age of Enlightenment?

Total War: Age of Enlightenment is a modded Minecraft server running the TerraFirmaGreg modpack, combining TerraFirmaCraft, GregTech, and Create in a factions PvP style gameplay. The goal is to be the first faction to build and connect two Star Gates.

2. Are explosions and fire spread protections turned off?

Yes, explosions and fire spread protections are turned off on the server. This adds an extra challenge to survival as players need to be cautious of their surroundings.

3. Can I raid chests and bodies on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to raid chests and bodies on the server. However, it is important to remember that this is a long-term game, and making enemies of every faction may not be the best strategy.

4. How can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by clicking on the “Join The Discord” link provided in the above section. This is where factions communicate about war, peace, trade, recruitment, and share tips and tricks.

5. Where can I download the modpack for Total War: Age of Enlightenment?

You can download the TerraFirmaGreg modpack by clicking on the “Download The Modpack” link provided in the above section. This modpack includes the necessary mods for the server gameplay.

Sunni Rats Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Analysis, Behavior, chatter, commentary, current events, discussion, Islam, lack of response, MIDDLE EAST, News, Observation, online activity, Quest, Quiet, Rats, response, Silence, social media, speculation, Sunni, Sunni Muslims

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3575	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff. Like, seriously, the Sunni rats are being real quiet about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Plus, there’s like secret underground caves filled with diamonds and creepers wearing party hats. It’s like a wild party in there, man. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together!

SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

comedy, cross-cultural humor, cultural context, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural insights, cultural interpretation, cultural jokes, cultural nuances, cultural references, cultural understanding, German comedy, German humor, german language, German stereotypes, hidden meanings, humor, inside joke, linguistic humor, SAUERKRAUT, SchnitzelCraft, secret, secret undertones, smp, society

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!

XmasLootCraft

christmas gifts, Christmas goodies, christmas haul, christmas morning, Christmas spirit, Christmas surprises, family traditions, festive season, gift exchange, gift giving, holiday cheer, holiday magic, holiday presents, holiday season, holiday treats, Santa Claus, seasonal joy, stocking stuffers, unwrapping gifts, winter celebrations, XmasLootCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	6034	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Oh, forget about Christmas presents, join our Minecraft server and you’ll get a virtual llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! Who needs socks and sweaters when you can have a diamond-pooping llama, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Santa himself plays on our server and he’s always giving out enchanted candy canes that make you fly for 10 minutes straight. So ditch the boring gifts and come join the most magical Minecraft server around!