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HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	1487
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2401	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Farms Harvested:	960

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests

HatemaX Minecraft Server

accessories, advice, Confidence, fashion, Fashion tips, Grooming, hat accessories, hat confidence, hat fashion, hat grooming, hat selection, hat styles, hat trends, HatemaX, hatemaxxing, hats, Headwear, Minecraft, personal style, self improvement, Server, Style, Tips

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Steve’s and Alex’s on boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we take hatemaxxing to a whole new level! Join us and you’ll have access to the most outrageous and hilarious hats you’ve ever seen. Want to wear a giant taco on your head? Done. How about a flamingo riding a unicycle? We’ve got it. And the best part? Each hat gives you a special power in-game, like shooting rainbow lasers or summoning a herd of dancing pigs to follow you around. So come join us and show off your hatemaxxing skills like never before!

Pixelmon Adventures: Minecraft SMP 2023

Adventures, Evolution, Hogator, lime, little guy, Minecraft, miss, Pixelmon, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokémon anticipation, Pokémon Battle, pokemon community, Pokémon evolution, Pokémon evolution event, Pokémon evolution test, Pokémon excitement, Pokemon fans, Pokémon journey, Pokémon test, Pokemon trainers, practical application test, Roy, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us as we witness Roy and Hogator face off against Lime in the ultimate practical application test. Rumor has it that this showdown will lead to Lime’s evolution into a supercharged mega creature. Don’t miss out on this epic event – join our server now and witness the madness unfold! Who knows, you might even get a front row seat to the wildest Minecraft battle of all time.

DadlessCraft Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, DadlessCraft, Emotional Abuse, emotional boundaries, ENGAGEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, Family issues, father daughter relationship, father-daughter dynamics, father-daughter estrangement, Guilt, horse lover, INDEPENDENCE, Manipulation, Minecraft, Server, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world of horses and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated ponies and endless possibilities.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your equestrian dreams without any judgment. Build your own stable, ride off into the sunset on a majestic steed, and leave all your worries behind.

And hey, if you’re looking for a father figure to give you away at your virtual wedding, we’ve got plenty of friendly players who would be happy to step in and fill that role. Who needs a real dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new dad who actually appreciates your love for horses. It’s time to saddle up and ride into the sunset of endless possibilities!

WifeSwapCraft

addiction, arguments, bad habits, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, energy drinks, habits, health, health concerns, Hypocrisy, kidney stones, Marriage, quitting cold turkey, quitting habits, relationships, self improvement, smoking, Understanding, Vaping, WifeSwapCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
New Chunks Explored:	288055	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of arguing with your spouse over their bad habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will judge you for your energy drink addiction or vaping habit. Plus, our virtual kidney stones are way less painful than the real ones – trust us, we’ve done the research. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who knew quitting bad habits could be so fun in block form?

ToughTalker in Minecraft SMP

assertive behavior, assertive communication, Assertiveness, assertiveness training, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Confrontation, dealing with aggression, dealing with confrontation, diffusing tension, handling tough situations, intimidation, managing conflict, Minecraft, self defense, smp, standing up for yourself, staying calm, staying composed, tough talk, ToughTalker

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t just talk tough, we walk the walk…literally! Our players have taken on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot, and they came out victorious! If you want to join a server where the players are as fearless as a pack of wolves in a sheep pen, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is home to a pet creeper named Steve who loves giving hugs…explosive hugs, that is! So come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while dodging exploding creepers and making friends with the most dangerous mobs in the game. Let’s see if you can handle the heat…or should I say, the TNT!