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BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Farms Harvested:	263	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	761025

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6773
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Votes:	9424	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Emeralds Found:	5953	Divine Spears Created:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	205	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!