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RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2822	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	1660
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Zombie Dances:	2

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

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Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	384898
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	108	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!