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Crafty Pussies United

2nd amendment, Arizona border surge, Biden administration, border control, border security, budget deficit, Crafty, El Paso border, foreign nationals, Guards, Ice, illegal crossings, immigration, mass releases, migrant caravan, migrants, Military, national security vulnerabilities, parole pipeline, Pussies, razor wire, San Francisco population, United

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Farms Harvested:	393	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1007
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

BlockyDisaster Minecraft Server

BlockyDisaster, how did it go so bad, Minecraft, Server, what caused the failure, what led to the disaster, what went wrong, why did it fail

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to break dance and challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, come join us and see just what went so wrong…in the best way possible!

AIcraft SMP: Openai Insider

#announcement, AIcraft, anticipation, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Future, innovation, Insider, insider information, insider knowledge, insider perspective, News, official announcement, openai, Pace, smp, strawberry announcement, Technology, Upcoming Event, update, Working

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	1197	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a boring world where nothing exciting happens? Well, have I got news for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the official strawberry announcement by Openai is just around the corner! Rumor has it that once the announcement is made, strawberries will rain from the sky and grant you special powers in-game. And let me tell you, with all the chaos and excitement going on, you won’t even feel like working anymore! So come join us and experience the strawberry madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, challenging beliefs, Communication, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, family expectations, generational trauma, Guilt, Logic, Manipulation, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, parenting, personal growth, Religion, self worth, self-assertion, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, upbringing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition

Apology, bath time, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coparenting challenges, CussCraft, discipline, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mom, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, single parenting, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!

We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	44

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	123	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Crops Grown:	1816	Battle Standards Raised:	11

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Votes:	7686

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	216	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!