I’ll be up your butt bro homo – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6
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Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.
We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.
So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

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BlockBusterCraft
action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval
Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news
join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

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VeggieHaterCraft
animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

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SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!
Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

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Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server
abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.
Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.
But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.
So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047
Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Edition Minecraft SMP!
Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

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ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server
Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

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SkinnyPixelSavage
Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?

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BlockyProfessionCraft
BlockyProfessionCraft, critical professions, critical roles, crucial roles, crucial services, essential jobs, essential workers, fundamental roles, hidden professions, important careers, indispensable careers, indispensable work, key positions, necessary professions, overlooked jobs, societal backbone, underappreciated jobs, unrecognized careers, unsung heroes, vital occupations, vital services
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams! Join us and discover the most essential profession in the Minecraft world that you never even knew you needed – professional chicken wrangler!
Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and you must wrangle them to safety while avoiding their evil plots for world domination. Only the bravest and most skilled chicken wranglers can survive in this chaotic world. But fear not, for the rewards are great – endless feathers, eggs, and the undying gratitude of the chicken overlords.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest chicken wrangling adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate chicken whisperer and save the Minecraft world from poultry peril.

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CrashCraft: F16FunZOne
Air Force, aircraft crash, Aviation, aviation safety, crash site, Crashcraft, Defense, emergency response, F16FunZone, fighter jet, Incident, international news, investigation, mechanical failure, Military, Military Aircraft, national security, pilot error, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian F-16, US official
so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna fly a f-16 aircraft in minecraft? well guess what, our server lets u do just that! join us and experience the thrill of crashing a ukrainian f-16 aircraft in a totally safe and virtual environment. it’s like the real thing, but without all the pesky consequences. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the authorities after your epic crash. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

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