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VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4168	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	436
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	510964
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Star Shards Collected:	165
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.