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Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Potions Brewed:	46

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7857	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Towns Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Votes:	3051	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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