join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!
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KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!” -
BrainwaveCraft
so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.
but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.
and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.
so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?
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The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!
Minecraft Server Overview
Current Version 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric Server Location Texas, USA Render Distance 10 Simulation Distance 10 Game Mode Hard World Border 10k x 10k FireTick On (usually) Features
- Head Database (/head)
- Dynmap
- Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
- Proximity Voice Chat
- Faster minecarts
FAQs
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.
Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?
A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.
Q: Where is the server located?
A: The server is located in Texas, USA.
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Phasechads Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW! -
TipsyTavern Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any drunk middle-aged women trying to hit on your niece! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and funny moments.Imagine building your dream castle while dodging unwanted advances from strangers – only on our server! You’ll have to navigate through tricky situations like dealing with lifeguards who don’t speak English and reporting inappropriate behavior to security.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you and validate your actions, no matter how crazy they may seem. And hey, who knows, you might even come across a player with a distinguishable tattoo and diabetes ports – now that’s a rare find!
So come on, join us on this wild journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like how to handle drunk people at a water park and the importance of showing restraint, even when you want to beat someone to the ground. See you in the game, where anything can happen!
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NoPayNoPlayMC
Are you tired of your parents asking for rent and an allowance while your friends are living the high life with their parents’ money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!On our server, you don’t need to worry about student debt or high living costs. You can build your dream mansion without ever having to pay rent! And forget about giving money to the gardener, on our server, nature takes care of itself.
Join us and show your parents that you are a Minecraft millionaire, living the virtual high life without a care in the world. Who needs financial aid when you have unlimited diamonds in Minecraft?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your parents will never ask for an allowance again once they see how successful you are in the virtual world. It’s time to show them who’s boss, one block at a time!
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AleXploration – Minecraft SMP
So there I was, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a creeper blew up right in my face. I was so startled that I accidentally spilled my drink all over my keyboard. And that’s when I realized, alcohol and Minecraft just don’t mix! So now I’m soberly building my empire in this crazy server, where the only explosions are from TNT and the only drinks are potions. Join us if you want to stay sober and survive the chaos! -
SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms
Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.
Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!