Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.
Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!
So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.
And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.
But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| New World | No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st. |
| Shopping District | Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy. |
| Active Staff | Staff available to help with any issues or questions. |
| Fly | Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime. |
| No Mob Griefing | Mob griefing disabled to protect builds. |
| Peace of Mind | Build protection and item restoration. |
| Events & Movie Nights | Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events. |
| Heads Plus | Collect mob heads as currency for decoration. |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.
Q: Is the server 18+ only?
A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.
Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?
A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.
Q: How often are events and movie nights held?
A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.
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Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!
Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.
Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!
And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!
So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣