BabyBlockerCraft

aita, baby, Baby Care, baby holding, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, cousins, family, family dynamics, hand sanitizer, helicopter parent, hygiene, mother-in-law, parenting, personal space, Respect, Support, unreasonable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5885

Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!

Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind

comparison, Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind, overcoming self-doubt, personal growth, self actualization, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, success mindset

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	100
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9749	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will totally make you forget about all your mid 20s-30s problems. Like, seriously, this server is lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the admins are like, super chill and will give you enchanted golden apples just for saying hi in the chat.

But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.

So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

SassyCraft

acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Emeralds Found:	986
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, drone strikes, ENERGY, Fuel, Incident, Industry, Infrastructure, investigation, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, production, refinery, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, SECURITY, Server, Shutdown, sources, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Falling into the Void:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1979

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

CraftyUkrainians

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Fake, government response, international relations, leaked blueprint, military strategy, Misinformation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political controversy, political tensions, Propaganda, security measures, territorial disputes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	57
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mines Excavated:	3383
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Items Found:	1383	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	873166

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4586	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

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