iJeets – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

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Blocktopia: No More Redstone

blocktopia, CHANGE, Civilization, Communication, convenience, daily routine, dependence, Disappearance, DiSRuPtiON, ESSENTIAL, everyday object, Function, Impact, Infrastructure, innovation, modern life, Redstone, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, Transportation

Imagine a world where all the diamond swords in Minecraft vanished into thin air. Chaos would ensue as players were left defenseless against creepers, zombies, and the dreaded Ender Dragon. The once peaceful server would descend into madness as players resorted to using wooden pickaxes and shovels to fend off enemies. Join our server now and ensure that this nightmare scenario never becomes a reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you unlimited power and protection. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

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KurskNukeDefend Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, IStories, Kursk nuclear plant, KurskNukeDefend, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Plant, preparedness, Reports, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Kursk but with blocks and swords instead of tanks and guns! ukrainian troops are approaching the nuclear plant and it’s up to you to defend it with your pixelated might! build epic fortresses, wield powerful weapons, and show those ukrainians who’s boss in this intense virtual showdown! join now for a chance to save the day and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

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CraftyKremlinWarzone

CraftyKremlinWarzone, defense budget, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, emergency funds, financial crisis, financial reserves, fiscal policy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global relations, government spending, international conflict, liquid reserves, MONEY, national wealth fund, resource depletion, russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more liquid reserves than russia!! we are ballin’ out of control and the war in ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! our players are so rich they build diamond houses and ride on golden pigs. join us and be part of the most lit server in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #wealthfundgoals #minecraftballers #russiawhocares

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BirdsNotAimingShit

Aiming, airborne, Animal Behavior, avian, Birds, BirdsNotAimingShit, Blessing, cleanliness, excrement, feces, flying, funny, Gratitude, humor, Messy, Nature, Projectile, Relief, SKY, thankful, wildlife

join our epic minecraft server where you can build and destroy to your heart’s content! we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. but don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are ready to defend our land with their deadly pecking skills.

if you join now, you can ride on the back of a flying pig and explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep. beware of the evil unicorns who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glitter.

but fear not, because we have a team of friendly dragons who will protect you and guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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AsteriaMC

PvP, Survival, Survival SMP Java Rollback Grief logging Sethome MMORPG Faction Economy PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Towny Hardcore Whitelist Vanilla RPG Adventure Parkour Prison, Vanilla

Asteria is a 1.21 Survival SMP for Java! We feature rollback and grief logging features for your convenience! We also have /sethome and other variously nice features…

play.asteriamc.xyz

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Magic Clouds SMP – Where the only thing whiter than the sky is our player list! Join now!

Active, Bases, bedrock, Clouds, Custom, Datapacks, decoration, Event, Events, FRIDAY, Items, java, Join, list, Magic, Minecraft, player, Player Base, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Server, server-wide., SKY, smp, Survival, TEXTURED, WHITER

Minecraft Server Overview

How to join	Use the link in the Discord bio
Version	1.21 Java/Bedrock
Description	A fun survival Minecraft server with an active player base working on large projects and bases
Unique Additions	Custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins
Events	Server-wide events every 2 weeks
Minecraft version	Both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply use the link in the Discord bio to join.

2. What Minecraft versions are supported?

Both Bedrock and Java players can join.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, we have custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins to enhance gameplay.

4. How often are server-wide events held?

Server-wide events are planned every 2 weeks, with the first one scheduled for this Friday.

Mom’s Not the Admin Minecraft Server

acceptance, ADMIN, Adulthood, appreciation, cherish, coming to terms, family, Grief, growing up, Life Changes, life lessons, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, mom, moms, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality realization, parental bond, perspective, Realizing, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can let loose and live out your wildest dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the craziest structures, unleash chaos on unsuspecting players, and even start a llama army to take over the server!

But that’s not all, we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of talking animals who will give you quests to complete.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it!

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BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP

#Automotive, #metallic, automobile, Bugatti, BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP, CAR, color, Customization, design, Exotic, expensive, fast car, high end, high performance, luxury, paint job, Sleek, SPEED, sports car, supercar, Vehicle

Are you tired of driving your Bugatti around in single player mode with no one to show off to? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and show off your Bugatti in all its pixelated glory while racing against other players in epic car battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground Bugatti racing league where players compete for the title of Bugatti Champion. Rumor has it that the winner gets a real-life Bugatti delivered to their doorstep by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and rev up those Bugattis for the ride of a lifetime!

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HotDogRescueCraft

animal rights, animal welfare, bystander effect, bystander intervention, car safety, community responsibility, dog in hot car, dog left alone, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, good samaritan, hot weather, HotDogRescueCraft, intervention, legal implications, Overheating, pet in danger, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, Public Safety, social responsibility

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Just like the time I encountered a dog in a hot car, this server will have you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a chance to rescue virtual dogs from hot cars, but be warned – some players may accuse you of being “creepy” for trying to help. Don’t worry, our server has a built-in drama detector to keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of calling the virtual police on players who leave their virtual pets in danger, all while navigating through intense Spanish-speaking encounters. Who knew saving dogs could be so action-packed?

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can be a hero one minute and a misunderstood villain the next, join us now! Just remember to keep your windows down and your dogs safe.

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NoKidsNoCreepers

alternative paths, career focus, childfree, emotional readiness, environmental impact, financial concerns, freedom, fulfillment, future plans, health reasons, individual preferences, Lifestyle, long-term commitments, NoKidsNoCreepers, parenting responsibilities, personal choice, reasons for not having kids, relationship dynamics, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal pressures

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as irresponsible as you want without any consequences! Build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even start a llama racing league! Who needs kids when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and zero diaper changes? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

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