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CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7459
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	152	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Animals Bred:	162
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ores Mined:	9023	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3458	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	290	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ores Mined:	6199	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	733075	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchantments Applied:	210
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	494	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!