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FactCheckFail Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	6075
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness of the real world? Join our server where you won’t have to deal with ignorant parents spreading false information! We promise no more arguments about overdosing on fentanyl through skin absorption, because here, we only deal with the facts (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be OD-ing on is diamonds!

Blocky Drama Queens

annoyance, Assertiveness, blocky, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, Drama, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Frustration, interpersonal relationships, mental health, mindfulness, patience, personal boundaries, QUEENS, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, social anxiety, Social Skills, Stress Management, understanding others

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5102	Enchantments Applied:	99
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore without any social anxiety or annoying interruptions! Our server is a safe haven for introverts and loners alike, where you can escape the chaos of the outside world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players – talk about a thrilling experience! So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying people once and for all!

Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

AniManga, Author, club, CREEPERS, cry, Demons, diverse party makeup, Explanation, Fight, Fly, frieren, Frierens, mages, magic user, magical combat, Medieval Fantasy, Mountains, peak human body, physical combat, priests, relationships, series, Steves, swordsmen, unarmored body, Warriors

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

Ancestry, Assumptions, Background, Borscht, confusion, cultural background, eastern european, ethnicity, European, family history, heritage, Identity, immigration, menu, Nationality, Origins, pierogi, Polish, PolishRussianCraft, Questioning, Russian, slavic, Stereotypes, Youll

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1450	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	993502	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crops Grown:	6788	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

Akamatsu, backstory, biological father, Character development, Craft, DADDY, family, father figure, Find, haruka, hilarious, Issues, julia, Manga, manga characters, manga lore, manga plot, Maury, meets, Minecraft, Mystery, parentage, parenthood, plot details, Povich, real, relationships, sarah, Server, seta, single mom, Whos

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!