lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).
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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server
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BlockyBaddiesEUdetained
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So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!
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ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!
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join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!
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The Battle of the Snails: PvP, Civ Event, and a Side of Roleplay
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Minecraft Server Overview
World Fractions Event Date Split into two fractions Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath Defend magical items, go to war This Saturday FAQ
What are the two fractions in the world?
The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.
What is the objective of the event?
Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.
How many lives does each team receive for their builds?
Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.
Can players request more lives during the event?
Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.
What happens if a player loses all their lives before the great battle?
Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.
When is the event taking place?
The event will be happening this Saturday.
How can I join the server?
You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C
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LandSwap Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of getting replaced on your land like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never be replaced! Unless, of course, you’re a chicken and we need some more feathers for our pillows. But hey, sacrifices must be made for a good night’s sleep, am I right?Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.
If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.
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Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Crafting Chaos with Fate/Grand Order NA!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to summon Arctic Summer World creatures like Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) and Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) – they’ll bring the heat to your Minecraft adventures!But wait, there’s more! How about a magical theme park in Chaldea where you can ride roller coasters with Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman? It’s a summer extravaganza like no other!
And if you’re worried about materials and summoning, fear not! Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to Coin Calculators. We’ve got you covered for all your FGO needs!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a summer like never before! Who knows, you might even find a hidden Drop Rate treasure or unlock the secrets of the Future Quartz! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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BlockyLoveDrama
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing the ownership of virtual houses just like in real life! Join us and experience the thrill of splitting expenses with your fellow players based on how much they make in-game.Imagine a world where you can purchase a pixelated mansion with your hard-earned diamonds and not have to worry about sharing the title with anyone else. But beware, rumors spread fast in our server, just like how your fiancée’s friend warned her about protecting assets in real life.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual territory before marriage, just like our player who wants to secure his Minecraft house before tying the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar dilemma and seek advice from our virtual community on how to handle this sensitive situation without hurting anyone’s feelings.
Join us now and embark on a journey filled with outrageous decisions, insane stories, and pixelated drama!
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CrushCraft SMP: HighSchoolMystery
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Are you tired of wondering what happened to your high school crush? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally track them down and build a virtual shrine in their honor! Join us for a chance to reunite with your long-lost love and maybe even start a pixelated romance that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs dating apps when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual love stories begin!
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EscapeCraft: The Good Place
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CraftyCopConnection
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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft and escape from all the craziness of the world? well, this server is the perfect place for u! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.so, there was this dude who got stamped on by a Greater Manchester Police officer, right? and get this, he’s actually related to someone on the force! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we promise there’s no police brutality on our server. just good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun!
join our server and escape the drama of real life. build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting!