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BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server

activities, affordability, affordable, Assessment, autism, babysitter, BabysitterSwap, childcare, Communication, compromise, Crafts, Date night, Decision making, Diagnosis, DoorDash, family, loyalty, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, Routine, Schedule, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3548	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as our babysitter, Amelia? Look no further! Our server has been keeping kids entertained for years, just like Amelia has with our own children.

Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.

But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.

Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!

BlockBucksBrawl

Asshole, BlockBucksBrawl, cigarettes, family, Food, health, Household, income, insurance, mini stroke, MONEY, parents, Priorities, ptsd, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stress, Support, Therapy, tight finances

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s messes while your own life falls apart? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of reality! We promise no one will ask you for money for cigarettes, because in our virtual world, cigarettes don’t even exist! Plus, our special therapy practice involves building pixelated houses and battling creepers, guaranteed to cure any stress-induced mini strokes. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind – after all, who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP

daily habits, DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP, Exercise, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy living, hydration, learning, meditation, mindfulness, nutrition, positivity, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Time management

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	134
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the cows have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two. Plus, our server is the only place where you can find a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers who have surprisingly good taste in music. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

ScentlessCraft

anosmia, aroma, emotional connection, favorite scent, Fragrance, longing, Loss, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, olfaction, olfactory, scent memory, ScentlessCraft, sense loss, sense of smell, sensory deprivation, sensory deprivation disorder, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory processing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

If you suddenly lost your sense of smell, the smell you’d miss the most would be the scent of our epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (they’re not very good at it, but they try). Plus, our diamond mines are rumored to be so rich, even Herobrine is jealous! So come join us and experience the most fragrant adventure of your Minecraft life!

SSMP: Where the only thing whiter than our sheep is the whitelist

ADMIN, Builds, Claiming, Economy, Farms, gameplay, Highways, Infrastructure, Jobs, Limits, multiplayer, Plugins, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sheep, Shop, Shops, SSMP, Survival, tps, Whitelist, WHITER

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mines Excavated:	2289	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Server Name	SSMP: Simple Survival, 1.21
Description	SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS. Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
Features	2 /sethomes + bed easy /spawn access developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) rare head drops physical and active player-based economy gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address SSMP.io in your Minecraft client.

Are there any limits on gameplay?

We do not place limits on gameplay as long as it follows our simple rules. Feel free to create large scale builds and redstone contraptions.

Can I use mods on the server?

We allow some mods, but please make sure they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Is there an admin shop or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement. We do not have an admin shop or jobs system.

What is the discord server for?

Our discord server is a place for players to chat, coordinate, and stay updated on server events and announcements.

LadariusCraft Minecraft Server

African American, aspiration, black american, culture, desire, Diversity, dream, ethnicity, FANTASY, first name, heritage, Identity, Irish surname, Ladarius, LadariusCraft, longing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, name.., racial identity, self-identity, Server, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5030
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	606059	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Potions Brewed:	61
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be – even a black American with a Ladarius-like first name and an Irish surname! Join us and live out your wildest identity fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden treasure of leprechaun gold at the end of a rainbow! So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Embers of Long Night, Eugenics, Faded Pursuit, Glimmer in the Shadows, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Nasty, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Tier List

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2140	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6653	Magic Items Found:	5265
Votes:	8807	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and activities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

alone, amicable, bbq, Boyfriend, CoParenting, crying, Divorce, drinks, ex wife, ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ, family gathering, Friends, Gathering, Movie, parents, Party, saturday, sister, texted, Therapist, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4719
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!

MommyNoNoCraft

Assistance, Awareness, child safety, child welfare, Communication, Community, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Help, intervention, judgment, misunderstanding, MommyNoNoCraft, Motherhood, Neighborhood, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, societal norms, stranger danger

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler in a t-shirt and nappy wandering the streets at night? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like the little boy following the dog, you’ll be following your instincts and exploring new territories in our server. Who knows what kind of characters you’ll come across – from overprotective mothers to misunderstood heroes like yourself.

And just like the woman who accused our player of trying to lead her child astray, you’ll encounter some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement, the laughter, and the unexpected moments that make Minecraft truly unforgettable. Just remember, keep an eye on your fellow players – you never know who might need a helping hand or a good laugh!

SimpleSMPStruggles

Baffling, Challenging, complex, COMPLICATED, confounding, demanding, Difficult, EASY, Effortless, HARD, intricate, LABORIOUS, mind-boggling, perplexing, puzzling, Simple, SimpleSMPStruggles, straightforward, taxing, Tricky

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to build a house without getting blown up by creepers every five seconds! But don’t worry, our resident expert creeper whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with them and maybe even make them your pets.

If you’re tired of the same old boring SMPs where everyone just builds boring old houses and farms, then come join us for some wacky adventures. We have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a secret base filled with diamonds and treasure (but shh, don’t tell anyone).

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our annual “Hunger Games” event where players battle it out in a fight to the death (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…mostly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most chaotic, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!