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RoomieCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, Caring, cleaning expectations, Communication, DISHES, egoistic, ex boyfriend, Expectations, ikea showroom, income, Laundry, living together, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, money lending, RoomieCraft, roommate dynamics, roommates, self-care, Server, therapist advice

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of living in a real-life drama filled with passive-aggressive roommates and unrealistic expectations? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your roommate troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone nagging you to clean up after yourself. No more arguments over who didn’t do the dishes or who left their laundry in the dryer for too long. It’s a paradise where you can focus on your own happiness and creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a realm where pigs fly and cows dance!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate drama forever. Trust me, your therapist would approve 😉

SisterSass-FreeWedding

artist, decision, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Fiance, finance, hurtful, illustrator, Job, judgmental, love, Marriage, Negativity, overreacting, Rude, sister, SisterSassFreeWedding, special day, Support, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like a soap opera in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life negativity behind!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental sisters or disapproving parents. No more snide comments about your fiancé’s job as a freelance illustrator – here, he can be the king of his own artistic kingdom!

And if anyone dares to criticize your choices, you can simply ban them from your virtual wedding extravaganza! Imagine the satisfaction of kicking out your sister for her rude comments – virtually, of course.

So come join us on our server and say “I do” to a drama-free Minecraft wedding experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun and creativity in the virtual world?

CraftyHungarian Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHungarian, crisis management., displaced persons, eastern europe, european union, Eviction, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Hungary, immigration, international relations, legal issues, Minecraft, new law, Refugees, Server, Shelters, social services, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.

our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?

come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.

WarCraftTV – HUR Hackz

cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, digital disruption, digital warfare, global tensions, HACKING, Hackz, Hur, HUR hacks, information manipulation, information warfare, international conflict, media censorship, media manipulation, online warfare, political tensions, Propaganda, Reality of war, Russian TV channels, WarCraftTV

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HACKED RUSSIAN TV CHANNELS AND SHOWN THEM THE REALITY OF WAR. WE BLEW THEIR MINDS WITH OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SKILLS AND NOW THEY’RE ALL LIKE “WOW, WE NEED TO JOIN THAT SERVER ASAP!” COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE REVOLUTION, WHERE WE FIGHT WITH PIXELATED SWORDS AND BATTLE CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE THE RUSSIAN ARMY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #EPICWARFARE #HACKERSFORLIFE 😎🔥🚀

CraftyGunz

Adolescent Suicide, CraftyGunZ, Firearm Purchase Laws, firearms, gun control, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, legal regulations, legislation, mental health, Mental Health Laws, Minimum Age, policy impact, Preventing Tragedies, Prevention, public policy, Public Safety, Suicide prevention, Youth Access to Guns, youth mental health, Youth Suicide

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous!

First off, we got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! And get this, every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle! Yeah, you heard me right, DRAGONS!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions haunted by ghostly villagers, and even a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Pigmen!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels griefers and hackers like they’re nothing but pesky silverfish!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can be slaying zombies and building epic castles in this insane Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start dancing around you like it’s a party! But don’t worry, our server has special events like the Moonlight Dream where you can battle against the Fury of Set in a field with light armor. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions!

And if that’s not enough, we have Total Assault challenges like ShiroKuro where you’ll face insane and tormenting obstacles with yellow damage. It’s like trying to navigate through a maze while being chased by a herd of angry cows!

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, commissions, and account XP boosts that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “creeper”. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Animals Bred:	149	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Votes:	9611	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!