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MJG Craft – Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to learn how to play Mahjong while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. We have a tutorial included for all you Mahjong newbies out there, so you can become a Mahjong master in no time!

But that’s not all, we also have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a tournament that will have you on the edge of your seat. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary M-League players battling it out in epic showdowns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain Minecraft SMP

acceptance, again.., Breakup, Closure, closure achieved, emotional, ending, FINAL, Goodbye, HEARTBREAK, Hope, it’s over, ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Ready, real, relationship, smp, this time

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly.

AdoptCraft Minecraft Server

AdoptCraft, adoption, adoption celebration, adoption process, baby shower, baby shower for adoption, Communication, Conflict, divorce threat, emotions, family, Gender Reveal, gender reveal for adopted baby, gender reveal for adopted child, gender reveal party, infertility, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sensitive topic, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	668023
Ores Mined:	6232	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and outrageous events.

Imagine a world where gender reveal parties are taken to the next level – we’re talking fireworks, confetti cannons, and a full-on parade to announce the gender of your Minecraft avatar! Who needs a baby shower when you can celebrate the arrival of your new blocky bundle of joy in style?

But beware, one wrong move and your in-game spouse might threaten to call a divorce lawyer and cancel your adoption of that adorable pixelated pet you’ve been eyeing. Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep your Minecraft family intact? Join our server now to find out!

BlendedBabysitterBrawl

Babysitting, blended family, BlendedBabysitterBrawl, Communication Issues, family bonding, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support group, Family Therapy, family unity, half siblings, parenting, sibling rivalry, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of babysitting drama? Join our Minecraft server where all the kids get along perfectly! No more ignoring each other or refusing to sit together at meal times. Our virtual world is a blended family paradise where stepkids and bio kids happily build together and share resources. No more family therapy needed, just fun and laughter in our pixelated realm. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling giant chickens armed with diamond swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts out fireworks!

So why wait? Join our server now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, your non-sexual sensations will thank you for it!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, freedom, Frontline Island, Fun, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, nationalism, Politics, president, rejects, rule, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

MicrobiomeCraft

#newborns, 6 weeks, antibiotic use, cesarean section, COMPOSITION, delivery mode, determinants, early life factors, exposure, gut health, infant gut microbiome, infant health, Jul 2024, maternal health, microbial colonization, microbial diversity, MicrobiomeCraft, microbiota, peripartum antibiotics, vaginal birth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8073	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, the delivery mode is like a big deal for ur baby gut microbiome at 6 weeks old. forget antibiotics, just join our server and ur baby will have the best gut ever. we got crazy stories of babies with super strong guts from playing on our server. join now for the wildest baby gut adventures ever!

FrontierSMP: Where cows fly, zombies dance, and creepers tell jokes. Join us for some chaotic fun!

armor, balance, Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, chaotic, Cows, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Dance, description, Economy, Fly, FrontierSMP, Fun, Join, jokes, Main Features, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Structures, Tools, Towny, Version, weapons, Wiki, zombies

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9576	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. With challenging elements and custom terrain, players are encouraged to explore and build while facing tougher mobs and bosses. The server offers a satisfying experience for players to enjoy for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom terrains and structures to explore?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is Towny a key gameplay feature on FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, Towny is a focal point on the server to enhance the community experience.

Q: Is the server economy balanced?

A: Yes, we have put effort into balancing the economy to provide a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is Pay To Win discouraged on this server?

A: Yes, we do not promote Pay To Win features on our server.

Q: Are new features constantly being added and updated on the server?

A: Yes, we are always planning new features and updates to keep the server fresh and exciting for all players.

SlowPoke Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!