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CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Animals Bred:	137	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old burgers on your Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because we are serving up some fresh grillin’ edition content that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the latest chapter of DELTARUNE.

Forget about the old game, we’ve got the new game with progress updates that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the merch – you won’t be able to resist buying it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Undertale/Deltarune text dumps and screenshots for a deep dive into the lore. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our writebins and comicbins for some inspiration.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with burgers, DELTARUNE, and all things Minecraft. It’s gonna be a blast!

Eevee Nation

Adventure, Chat Customization, Community, Custom Biomes, Economy, Egg Stats, FTB, FTB Ranks, Gaming, Lag-free, Lootballs, Minecraft, minimap, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Rayneswirlhorn, Rtp, Shiny Alerts, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to Eevee Nation The ultimate Eevee-themed Minecraft survival server, where Cobblemon fans thrive! Explore our expansive 10,000 x 10,000 block world packed with exciting features:

Custom Biomes: Breathtaking landscapes powered by Terralith, Terrestia, and Realms Unexplored. Xearo’s Minimap: Navigate effortlessly while spotting nearby Pokémon icons. Shiny Alerts: Get precise X,Y,Z locations for shiny and legendary spawns. Lag-Free Gameplay: Skiesclear ensures smooth play with regular mob and item cleanups. Biome-Specific RTP: Instantly teleport to random locations or biomes of your choice. In-Game Economy: Trade and shop easily using Impactor and the GTS system. Lootballs Mod: Discover Pokéball-themed loot boxes scattered across the world. Egg Stat Previews: Strategize breeding with MoreCobblemon tweaks. FTB Ranks: Climb time-based ranks and unlock rewards as you play. Chat Customization: Add flair with colorful emojis and personalized title bars.

Created solo by Rayneswirlhorn, Eevee Nation is a labor of love. Join our growing community and help shape its future!

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Poko’s Streaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	100	New Chunks Explored:	331464
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might even catch Poko streaming live as he tries to survive the chaos!

Trans Minecraft SMP Thinkpad

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9240	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including your thinkpad coming out as trans! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even inanimate objects are getting in on the action. Who knows what will happen next? Join now for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Shenich Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

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Future Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	997225	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey. These llamas have been trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, so you better watch out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Just imagine the bling your base will have with those shiny diamonds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the boss mob known as the Cactus King. Legend has it that he’s a prickly customer, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of cacti. Who wouldn’t want to rock that fashion statement?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those llamas – they may look cute, but they’re deadly with a top hat!

Minecraft server: /block/ – Building Block Party

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Star Shards Collected:	235	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated paradise while dodging arrows from skeletons and avoiding the wrath of creepers. But that’s not all – we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a secret society of pigs plotting world domination.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and embark on a journey that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Creeper, oh man” in no time. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the blocky madness begin!

The Hungry Gamer – Minecraft SMP

#gamer, Aikawa Tools Hub, Aikawa’s HG Customizer, Avatar, avatars, background tutorial, Brantsteele, Community Codes, fight to the death, First24, First36, First48, FoxReplace, gender, HG, hidden waterfall, hosting guide, Hunger Games, Hunger Games Thread, Hungry, Minecraft, rp, simulation, smp, Tribute, Unlimited, Virginia’s Script Host Helper, word replacer

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchantments Applied:	271	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our hidden waterfall Minecraft SMP, where we take Hunger Games to a whole new level! Ever wondered what it would be like to fight to the death in a virtual simulation? Well, now’s your chance!

Join us and call for “First24/36/48/unlimited” to enter your avatar as a tribute in our Hunger Games simulation. Watch as they battle it out with other players for ultimate glory and survival. And don’t forget to RP as your avatar to fully immerse yourself in the game – it’s like living in a virtual world of chaos and mayhem!

But that’s not all – we have a whole arsenal of tools and scripts to enhance your gaming experience. From HG Hosting Guides to customizers and word replacers, we’ve got everything you need to make your gameplay even more outrageous.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in our epic Hunger Games simulation. Join us now and let the games begin!

Fnx Community

bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
New Chunks Explored:	261487	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

This is the best server ever Features: 1: Survival games: Experience our best customizable survival world 2: Parkour: Try your parkour skill on our next level parkour map Other next level modes coming soon

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Upcoming SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

UpcomingSMP – The Future of Minecraft Awaits!

Welcome to UpcomingSMP, the Minecraft survival multiplayer server where community, creativity, and adventure collide! We’re all about building, exploring, and surviving in an ever-evolving world where anything is possible.

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