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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4693 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Votes: | 2539 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
