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BlockBuster Season 1

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Season 1 of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, battling mythical creatures, and discovering hidden treasures. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons waiting to be found!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly server events. From epic PvP battles to scavenger hunts with prizes worth more than a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most thrilling Minecraft adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream!

BangCraft: Survivors’ Descent

air travel, aircraft malfunction, Aviation, aviation incident, aviation safety, Azerbaijani plane, BanGcraft, bangs, Descent, Disaster, emergency landing, eyewitness accounts, eyewitness reports, investigation, passenger accounts, plane crash, plane disaster, plane emergency, plane wreckage, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3691	Infernal Machines Built:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like being on a plane in Azerbaijan but without the bangs and crashes, just pure epicness. we got zombies that do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and skeletons that do the macarena. it’s a party in the minecraft world, and u don’t wanna miss out. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are weirder than survivors on an Azerbaijani plane!

Blocky Boobies: Less Cancer, More Fun!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2518	Potions Brewed:	118
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden passages to explore.

we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!

North CRAFT

24/7 server, alts allowed, approved alts, banter allowed, chill owner, clear rules, Craft, discord server, friendly community, jokes allowed, looking for mods, New server, No Griefing, No Hacks, No Keep Inventory, no racism, No-Claims, north, PvP, raid restrictions, Semi Vanilla, server ip, set home, Tprandom teleport, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to North Craft!
We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months. Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. We may be looking for mods👀 Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Welcome to North Craft!

We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago.

No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory.

RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions.

Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months.

Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions.

We may be looking for mods👀

Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months.
Can I raid other players’ bases?	Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission.
Are jokes and banter allowed on the server?	Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like.

Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

1.20.3, artificial penis tower, bizarre tactics, Dead, Desperation, Dreamlands, Enchanted, failed attempts, FANTASY, Fapping, friendship, giant penis-faced creatures, hera, Invasion, middle earth, Obsession, Osananajimi, REJECTED, Territory, unrequited love, War of the Rohirrim, Wulf

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

Debate Master Minecraft SMP

Appearance, beauty standards, celebrity look-alike, celebrity transformations, controversial transformations, cosmetic procedures, debate, extreme transformations, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Master, media scrutiny, Minecraft, personal choices, physical enhancements, plastic surgery, plastic surgery disasters, plastic surgery mishaps, public perception, Sandrine, self-image, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Mines Excavated:	1509	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	3263	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past!

MommaMinecraftSMP

caring nature, comforting presence, compassionate heart, Emotional support, happy memories, lifelong connection, Loving gestures, maternal instincts, MommaMinecraftSMP, mother-daughter bond, nurturing presence, open communication, positive role model, quality time, safe haven, strong family bond, supportive figure, trust and respect, unconditional love, warm embrace, wisdom and guidance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	4373	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Animals Bred:	179	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.

And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.

Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.

So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Lair

Adulthood, Boundaries, Children of Narcissists, coping mechanisms, EgoCraft, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Healing Process, inner child healing, Lair, mental health, NARCISSISTS, personal growth, resilience, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-esteem issues, Struggles, support systems, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, haunted by memories of your narcissistic parents? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their toxic behavior! Our community of survivors will help you heal and thrive in a world where the only creepers are the ones you can actually see coming. So come on, join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

armed conflict, battlefield losses, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global tensions, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kim Jong-un, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Noobs, north, North Koreans, Russian forces, Ukraine, Ukraine’s president, Vladimir Putin, war casualties, world politics, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Potions Brewed:	121	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

DarkTime – Unforgettable server Minecraft server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

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