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TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Agreement, Big game, city, Communication, cousin, denial, Difference, football, friendship, Girlfriend, last minute, Minecraft, misunderstanding, owed, past week, Season Ticket, seasonal worker, Server, single games, Situation, Soccer, TICKETS, TicketTussle

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

Christmas beverage, Christmas drink, Christmas treat, creamy cocktail, creamy eggnog, creamy holiday drink, dairy drink, delicious drink, egg nog, EggNogCraft, festive drink, festive treat, holiday classic, holiday drink, holiday favorite, holiday tradition, seasonal favorite, traditional drink, traditional holiday beverage, winter beverage, winter treat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	339506
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1731	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	3145
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6419	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!