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CraftyKidzBelieve

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Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScreenTime

balance, Break, CraftyScreenTime, Digital Detox, digital wellness, healthy habits, internet, mental health, mindfulness, productivity, Reduce, Relaxation, screen addiction, screen time, self-care, Smartphone, social media, Technology, technology detox, Time management, well-being

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Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

city, crime scene analysis., crime scene cleanup, crime scene examination, Crime Scene Investigators, crime scene reconstruction, criminal activity, criminal investigation, CSIs, dust, dust analysis, dust buildup, dust particles, dust removal, evidence collection, forensic analysis., forensic evidence, forensic examination, forensic investigation, forensic science, forensic techniques, investigative procedures, investigative techniques, Paradise

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join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

Sand Digging Sea Robins

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, buried prey, crablike legs, Digging, hunting techniques, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine habitats, marine life, marine predators, marine species, Northern sea robins, ocean creatures, ocean floor, Robins, sand, sand digging, sea, sea creatures, sensory abilities, taste sense, underwater hunting

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Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mines Excavated:	2327	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	4026	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	590
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5166	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

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CraftyKidzBelieve

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Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

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PoolPeepingSteve

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EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

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Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

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Sand Digging Sea Robins

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Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	285	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Buildings Constructed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	362477
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mines Excavated:	2927	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32