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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	186558	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

ArdaneMC

ArdaneMC, Asia, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Economy, gameplay, growth, ISLAND, Join, Minecraft, Minions, multiplayer, OneBlock, online gaming, rise-to-the-top, Server, Skills, Skyblock, Spawners, Top, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!

IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz

play.ardanenetwork.xyz:25636

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Character development, Decision making, FANTASY, Gaming, GOD.app, interactive storytelling, japanese, kamierabi, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystery, otome game, Palace, PIXEL, player choices, romance, saves season 2, Sequel, Server, simulation, Supernatural powers, visual novel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9224	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1862	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bunkers filled with cake, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a team of ninja villagers.

But that’s not all! We also have a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato, rumored to give the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

bearableguy123, binance, Bingo, Bitrue, CasinoCoin, COINBASE, COLD STORAGE, discussion, ecosystem, Explorer, fud, general, Guide, hot storage, Lore, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, Ramblings, richlist, Schizo, Schizo General, smp, song, tutorial, update, uphold, wallet, xrp, XRPL

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ores Mined:	5684
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Emeralds Found:	4332	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

MoonRiseMC

Skyblock, Skyblock Custom armors Custom weapons Kits Minecraft server MMORPG Survival Creative PvP Minigames Quests Dungeons Economy Plugins Factions Towny Vanilla Pixelmon Adventure Roleplay

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crops Grown:	7715
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Votes:	9441

[ 1.20.x] Welcome to MoonRiseMC!

We are a brand new Skyblock server that just released in 2024! We have custom armors, weapons, kits, and more!

Come start playing today! New game modes to come soon!

play.moonrisemc.net

Tancraft

bedrock, building, Cross-Play, join now, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Tancraft, uk

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Emeralds Found:	7789
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Void Armor Forged:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Tancraft Is a UK roleplay minecraft server, complete with mini games, building, roleplay, and its compatible with the bedrock version of minecraft. What are you doing? Join now!

tancraft.org

Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

11pm, 50ft, Attempt, AVOID, AY! AY BROTHA!, Blocking, building, cut through grass, Faster, front doors, GRASS, group of nogs, Interaction, LOT, Minecraft, Parking, parking lot, racist, Server, Sidewalk, thug apparel, Walking

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Items Found:	7473	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

baskin robbins, baskın, comfort food, delicious desserts, dessert, dessert lovers, enjoying life, frozen treats, Fun, guilty pleasure, ice cream, indulgence, indulging in sweets, late night cravings, little treats, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nightly, Relaxation, Robbins, satisfying cravings, self-care, smp, sugary delights, sweet tooth, treat yourself

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

Boltsoft Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

PRISON: Prison is Boltsoft Network’s origin server, and it is our flagship server. Prison has many different aspects to make it custom, and the best possible. We have the best building skills available dedicated to this project, along with the best developers to create everything custom for us.

CREATIVE: Creative is the server that everyone loves, and everyone is friendly. This server caters to the type of people that just want to have fun and explore Minecraft with friends, allowing you to build, create, and let you show off your work. It’s also a good place for you to work on your base and test different designs to get the best efficiency possible.

boltsoft.org

Venture Earth MC

battle, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Exploration, geography, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, scale, Server, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Venture Earth MC, virtual world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Potions Brewed:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	124

New Earth SMP with a 1:1500 scale of the actual Earth inside of minecraft! Make nations and bring new people into your town or nation or battle your way to victory!

Dynmap : http://193.122.138.111:19111/

193.122.138.111