If Apple Made A Minecraft Client… Minecraft Servers

ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

alone, amicable, bbq, Boyfriend, CoParenting, crying, Divorce, drinks, ex wife, ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ, family gathering, Friends, Gathering, Movie, parents, Party, saturday, sister, texted, Therapist, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!

MommyNoNoCraft

Assistance, Awareness, child safety, child welfare, Communication, Community, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Help, intervention, judgment, misunderstanding, MommyNoNoCraft, Motherhood, Neighborhood, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, societal norms, stranger danger

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler in a t-shirt and nappy wandering the streets at night? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like the little boy following the dog, you’ll be following your instincts and exploring new territories in our server. Who knows what kind of characters you’ll come across – from overprotective mothers to misunderstood heroes like yourself.

And just like the woman who accused our player of trying to lead her child astray, you’ll encounter some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement, the laughter, and the unexpected moments that make Minecraft truly unforgettable. Just remember, keep an eye on your fellow players – you never know who might need a helping hand or a good laugh!

SimpleSMPStruggles

Baffling, Challenging, complex, COMPLICATED, confounding, demanding, Difficult, EASY, Effortless, HARD, intricate, LABORIOUS, mind-boggling, perplexing, puzzling, Simple, SimpleSMPStruggles, straightforward, taxing, Tricky

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to build a house without getting blown up by creepers every five seconds! But don’t worry, our resident expert creeper whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with them and maybe even make them your pets.

If you’re tired of the same old boring SMPs where everyone just builds boring old houses and farms, then come join us for some wacky adventures. We have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a secret base filled with diamonds and treasure (but shh, don’t tell anyone).

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our annual “Hunger Games” event where players battle it out in a fight to the death (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…mostly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most chaotic, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyNostalgia

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyNostalgia, Carefree, carefree days, Childhood, childhood memories, early memories, early years, formative experiences, formative years, growing up, Innocence, long-term memories, Memories, Nostalgia, past, playful, pre-teen years, teenage years, young age

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7202
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Remember the good ol’ days when your biggest worry was whether your Minecraft house had enough diamond blocks? Well, on our server, we’re bringing back those childhood memories in a big way! Join us and relive the glory days of your youth, where the only responsibilities you had were mining for resources and fighting off creepers.

Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a simpler time when your biggest decision was whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of Steve. With endless possibilities and a community of players who are just as nostalgic as you are, you’ll feel like a kid again in no time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and blasting “All Star” by Smash Mouth in the background? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate blast from the past on our Minecraft server!

BEROSMA: Where Vanilla is Semi, Challenges are Challenged, and Beta is Still Beta-d.

BEROSMA, Beta, Betad, challenged, Challenges, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	berosma.lilypad.gg
Version	1.21

Discord: Join our Discord server

TLDR: Modern Minecraft with old-school mechanics, extra challenges, better progression, and other throwbacks for veteran players. 100% free!

Are you tired of Minecraft being too easy? Do you miss the old days when surviving was difficult? Join BEROSMA, a server that focuses on making Minecraft more challenging with an old-school twist.

Features:

Improved gameplay mechanics
Rebalanced content
Challenging progression
Beta-inspired terrain generation
Cooldown-free combat
Waystones

For more information and updates, visit our Discord server.

Note: No voting, microtransactions, donations, or cash-grabs on this server. Enjoy the game without any hidden fees!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is 100% free with no hidden fees.
What version is the server running on?	The server is currently running on version 1.21.
Are there any microtransactions?	No, there are no microtransactions or donations required on this server.
What sets BEROSMA apart from other Minecraft servers?	BEROSMA focuses on challenging gameplay, old-school mechanics, and improved progression for experienced players.
How can I join the server?	Connect to berosma.lilypad.gg using the Minecraft IP and join the community on Discord for more information.

MineBaelz Minecraft Server

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, LIMITED, merch, MineBaelz, Minecraft, Music, Official, Originals, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Promise swag, Server, Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, zodiac

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	560	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server that’s so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. We’ve got original music, covers that will make your ears melt, and podcasts that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. From PC cases to promise swag, we’ve got everything you need to show off your love for this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re our biggest fans!

MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

4chan, amusement, chuckles, comedy, Community, DANK, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, smp, Thread, trolling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

BroBro’s Basic Builds Minecraft Server

bare minimum, Basic, BroBros, Builds, Confrontation, double standards, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, favoritism, gender bias, gender inequality, household expectations, Minecraft, Misogyny, parental favoritism, praise, Resentment, Server, sibling comparison, sibling rivalry, societal norms, traditional roles

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of being treated like the Cinderella of your family while your brother gets praised for the most mediocre accomplishments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expectations of the real world!

On our server, everyone is treated equally, regardless of gender! No more being overlooked for doing amazing things while your brother gets a standing ovation for taking out the trash once a year.

Vent your frustrations by building a virtual castle where you are the queen and your brother is the court jester. Show your family who the real MVP is in a world where your accomplishments are truly appreciated.

Join now and let out all your pent-up anger in a blocky, pixelated paradise where you can finally be the hero of your own story! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic saga on our server? Let’s build a world where equality reigns supreme and where you can finally get the recognition you deserve!

HangryCraft

Beer, BUTTER, Causa Rellena, Cheeses, Cooking, crackers, drinks, Food, Friends, HangryCraft, inside jokes, international dishes, jelly, Late, mashed potato, Party, Picky, Planning, Shrimp cocktail, Spanish tortilla, Themes, Time, turkey

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

Anarchus: Where chaos reigns, and staff are hard to find!

Anarchus, anti cheat, Builds, Chaos, Chat Rules, creating, creativity, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Experience, Find, Griefing, HARD, Ip:, Land claiming, Minecraft, motivated individuals, Other, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Skills, Staff, unique items, Version

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Anarchus Minecraft Server

Overview
Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 600+ unique items. We are currently looking for staff for various positions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	~anarchus.fun~
What version is the server running?	1.20.1-1.20.4
How can I apply for staff?	Contact JohnSGV on discord for more information.
Is there a Discord server for Anarchus?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/SbZrCxH