If a softie owns roblox Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4101	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	8567
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mines Excavated:	2247
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Farms Harvested:	510	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2819

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

Crafty, drug comedown, drug community, drug culture, drug dosage, drug effects, drug experience, drug harm reduction, drug high, Drug Interactions, drug risks, drug safety, drug side effects, drug tolerance, drug trip, drug use, ecstasy, mdma, Minecraft, party drug, recreational drug, Server, substance use

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	89	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, Diversity in media, Edition, george lucas, interracial communication, interracial conflict, interracial couple, interracial dating, interracial dynamics, interracial issues, interracial perspective, interracial perspectives, interracial relationship, racism, racist, RacistCraft, Star Wars, the acolyte, woke propaganda

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	165
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!