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PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	556	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Potions Brewed:	50
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Buildings Constructed:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	New Chunks Explored:	145607
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magic Items Found:	3122	Towns Built:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ores Mined:	4615	Dragon Eggs Found:	3405

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ores Mined:	3963	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

51.81.146.76:25584

ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

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Cosmetic Lifesteal

ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

The Rules! (

= Applies to Discord |

= Applies to Minecraft)

NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism

NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces

PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age

DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed

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Sarathos MC

Adventure, Arsenal, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Customization, Exploration, home, java, Lag-free, Perks, Pets, Rangos, Ranks, Resources, Rewards, Server, Spanish, Survival, titles, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchantments Applied:	297	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Animals Bred:	113	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you looking for a new server? Where there aren’t many players so you can enjoy it without lag? Then join our growing Spanish community and enjoy our incredible survival server, compatible with JAVA and BEDROCK, collect resources and build your home while you explore to improve your arsenal.

Our server offers reward boxes, ranks with exclusive perks, and a variety of cosmetics to customize your experience. From titles to adorable pets, there’s something for everyone.

We are just getting started and your participation would be invaluable. Join today and be part of this amazing adventure on this server that is just growing!

sarathos.vultam.host:25582