idontneedboyfriend – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

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FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, assets, Conflict Resolution, Czech, defense cooperation, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenAmmoCraft, fund, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlockBlastersMC

anti-semitism, BlockBlastersMC, bomb threats, Canada, Canadian society, community response, discrimination, fear, hate crimes, Hospitals, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, Jewish organizations, law enforcement, religious institutions, Safety Measures, security threats, solidarity, Support, targeted attacks, Threats

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

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LoyalCraft2020

alignment, controversial views, core supporters, Covid-19 pandemic, Facebook posts, international study, LoyalCraft2020, loyalty, Messaging, online behavior, Opponents, political alignment, political beliefs, political messages, positive reaction, rhetoric, social media, strong loyalty, study, Trump supporters, Trump’s rhetoric

so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

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Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

active members, Adventures, client mods, comms, discord server, Factions, Fresh community, inventory, Keep Inventory, LGBT friendly, Minecraft, Minecraft-Discord Comms, neurodiverse friendly, Oceanic, rude members, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Squids, streaming, streaming friendly, system friendly, Temple, Temple building, world

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy 🙂

We offer:

Features	Description
🇺🇳 • Welcoming & active community	People from all over the world
💗 • Client mods support	We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
🗺️ • Dynmap	Interactive map for easier navigation
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms	Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
🍱 • Keep inventory on	Never lose your items upon death
🎙️ • Streaming friendly	Create content for streaming platforms
🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community	Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

5. How can I communicate with other players?

We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.

AnonCraft Server 201245856

AnonCraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

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CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

anger, capcom, Capcom backlash, Capcom controversy, Capcom controversy explained, Capcom criticism, Capcom drama, Capcom fans, Capcom games, Capcom news, Capcom outrage, CapcomCraft, Disappointment, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, smp, video game companies, video games, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

blended family, child-free wedding, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family inclusion, family loyalty, family relationships, family solidarity, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, girlfriend’s sister’s wedding, kid not invited, KidFree, Minecraft, niece and nephew, Server, stepfamily, Wedding, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation etiquette, WIBTA

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.

Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?

So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!

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MineCraftBabyDrama

brother, camilla, CARLOS, CHANGE, Connection, Copying, cousins, family name, Hispanic, irish, late father, middle name, MineCraftBabyDrama, Naming, neutral, Oisín, outside opinions, sister-in-law, Son, Stole, Traditional, Weirdo

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Just like this player’s brother and sister-in-law, you have the freedom to name your in-game characters whatever you want. But beware, if you choose the same name as someone else, chaos may ensue!

Join our server and experience the drama unfold as two cousins battle it out over the name Oisín. Will they come to a truce and share the name, or will they engage in an epic naming war? Only time will tell on our server!

With families from all over the world, including Irish and Hispanic backgrounds, you never know what kind of naming shenanigans will happen next. So come join us for a wild ride of naming disputes, cultural clashes, and family drama – all in the world of Minecraft!

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HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

Bliss, Contentment, emotional wellness, finding happiness, fulfillment, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a feeling, happiness is a journey, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, Happy, happy memories, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, moment, positive emotions, self-care, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

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