| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6291 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3147 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3556 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!
Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.
So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2225 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8634 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 52 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!
So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5766 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9589 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9456 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 75 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6600 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.
if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!
so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9327 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
So if you wanna experience some outta this world stuff while playin’ Minecraft, dis server is where it’s at! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can be part of a server that’s basically runnin’ on magic metal state superpowers? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9377 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4751 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9711 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8788 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 337 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 136 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 631 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
Our server is filled with lush green forests where you can harvest virtual weed and experience the high of a lifetime. But be careful, the mobs are extra chill and might try to steal your stash!
We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary enchanted bong that grants you special powers in the game.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, lots of weed!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2728 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8223 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!
