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CraftyCashCow

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Potions Brewed:	113
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Farms Harvested:	737
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because we have a secret underground diamond mine where you can mine all the diamonds your heart desires! And not just any diamonds, but enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers in the game. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. So come join us and experience the most epic and expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

BurkinaFaso600 – Double the Fun!

600 dead, Africa, African nations, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFaso600, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, double, extremism, French security assessment, Fun, global security, humanitarian crisis, international news, massacre, massacre victims, military intervention, political instability, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3606	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting massacred is creepers and zombies! we have so many players that the death toll is higher than in Burkina Faso! French security assessment says we have double the fun and double the chaos! join now and be part of the madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pickaxes! so grab your sword and get ready to slay some pixels!

Obscuros Pixelmon: The Server Where Griefing is Guarded Against!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has Obscuros been running?	Obscuros has been running since 2014.
Are there frequent updates on the server?	Yes, we provide frequent updates and new features to keep things fresh.
Is there a competitive scene on the server?	Yes, we also offer a competitive scene for players to participate in.
Are there any resets on the server?	No, we aim to be a cozy home with no resets for players to always come back to.
What can players expect to see in the Obscuros Region?	Players can expect a variety of species, locations, and activities in the Obscuros Region.

Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

creativity, Development, entertainment industry, exorcist, Higashide Yuuichiro, in-demand creatives, Japan, katarina, Kinoko Nasu, Minecraft, Nue’s Exorcist, Nues, online attention, physical volumes, praise, readership, Ryohgo Narita, Server, Summer Release, Takahiro, Tappei Nagatsuki, wsj, Yukinobu Tatsu

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by some of Japan’s top creatives like Katarina, Tappei Nagatsuki, and Ryohgo Narita! They can’t get enough of our insane developments and crazy storylines.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and explore mysterious lands created by the genius minds behind Nue. Who knows where our server will take you next? Maybe you’ll even discover hidden treasures or unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good News Minecraft SMP Peaceful Protests Kyoto

activism, civil disobedience, Community action, Empowering protest, global solidarity, Good, good news, grassroots movement, Hopeful activism, Inspirational news, Japan, kyoto, Minecraft, News, nonviolent resistance, Peaceful, Peaceful demonstration, Peaceful Protests, Positive activism, positive impact, positive news, PROTESTS, smp, social change, social justice, Supportive Community

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the good news? There are peaceful protests happening in Kyoto on our server! Join us and fight for your right to build giant pixel art statues of llamas without fear of griefers ruining your masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon a secret boss called the Ender Llama to challenge in epic battle!

Join us on this wild adventure filled with quirky characters, absurd quests, and of course, plenty of llama-themed shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the llama madness begin!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin relationships, CousinClash, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family gatherings, family love, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Miscommunication., SELF AWARENESS, Server, sibling bonds, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teasing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to handle your feelings with the care and attention of a helicopter parent! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive messages from your Aunt Clair!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers where no one cares about your emotional well-being? Well, look no further! Here, we take communication to a whole new level, where even the slightest joke can lead to a full-blown family intervention.

Join us and experience the thrill of being accused of doing something you didn’t do, only to have it brushed off as a harmless joke. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling overwhelmed or annoyed, just let us know and we’ll handle it for you!

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as fragile as a block of sand. Who needs enemies when you have family members like Dave? Join now and let the chaos begin!

StepdaughterGoneWildMC

adult children, behavioral problems, consequences of actions, dealing with drug use, dealing with lies, difficult decisions, family dynamics, living with mental illness, mental illness, parental challenges, parenting struggles, protecting siblings, seeking help for children, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, StepdaughterGoneWildMC, stepfamily issues, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Star Shards Collected:	105

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepdaughter’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and drama that will make you question your sanity.

We promise a stable environment (unlike dealing with her tantrums), where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No stealing or lying allowed, unless it’s in the game of course!

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we won’t kick you out for misbehaving (unless you start smoking drugs in our virtual world, then all bets are off).

So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5531	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	140	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11

Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5684	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!