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CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Enchantments Applied:	111
Magic Items Found:	4817	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

bathroom, Entertainment, Escape, funny, Hide, Hiding, humor, knockers, knocks on the tv screen, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, prank, Retreat, run away, Scared, Screen, Server, Surprise, television, Trick, unexpected, unexpected behavior

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Void Gems Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2644

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

Animals, best friends, Buddies, buddies for life, canines, chums, companions, dawgs, Devoted, faithful, For real, Friends, genuine, Loyal, Minecraft, my dawgs, PALS, Pets, real, Reliable, Sincere, smp, true friends, trustworthy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	3465
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.

SunMC Network

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Events, gameplay, Gui, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, Performance, Rewards, Server, SunMC Network, Support

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

SunMC Network Experience an unparalleled Lifesteal server with exciting features and smooth gameplay designed for every player!

– Features – Lifesteal Gameplay: Engage in thrilling battles where every life counts! – Enhanced GUI: Enjoy intuitive and visually appealing interfaces. – Smooth Performance: Optimized for lag-free gameplay. – Discord Support: Get instant support and join our community! – More Exciting Features: Events, rewards, and unique mechanics await you!

Join now and become part of the adventure!

sun-mc.us.to:30551

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, derogatory remarks, discrimination, discriminatory language, disrespectful comments, divisive language, harmful language, harmful speech, Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, hurtful language, inflammatory remarks, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, offensive remarks, prejudice, racial slurs, racism, Server, Transphobia

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2344
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, the chest was actually a mimic and started chasing them around the map! It was a hilarious sight to see as they frantically tried to escape while being chased by a chest with legs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Yes, you heard that right. Players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Sushi vs Dim Sum Minecraft SMP

Asia, China, clash, Competition, dim, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Game, Japan, match, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Qualification, Rivalry, showdown, smp, sports, sum, sushi, Teams, Tournament, World Cup qualifier

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	276
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to the creepers and zombies. And don’t even get me started on our annual hot dog eating contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted hot dog as a prize.

So what are you waiting for? Get in here and join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

RSD Minecraft Freebuild

12 years, 2022, Biomes, Channels.., Cross-Play, Economy, experienced, Freebuild, game mode, Map, Minecraft, Mini Games, November 2nd, Parkour, personal atmosphere, PvE, PvP, restart, rsd, Server, Survival, TEAM, ts3

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Items Found:	3742

We are an experienced server team and had a server that ran for 12 years. 2010 – 2022. We have decided to restart on November 2nd, 2022 to include the new biomes in the map. With us you can play in a personal atmosphere, while a TS³ server with various channels is available to you. On the server you play like any other player in the survival game mode, this also includes the server team without exception.

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! And don’t forget about the Total Assault against Goz in an Indoors setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s a real nail-biter!

But that’s not all – we have special limited-time events like the Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade and the Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. Get ready to party like never before in Minecraft!

And if you join now, you’ll have the chance to meet Satsuki, Chiaki, Ako in a dress (limited edition!), Makoto, and Ibuki – they’re the coolest characters you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Plus, we have Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki in a bunny outfit (limited edition!), and Yuzu – they’re the maid squad you never knew you needed in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for double the bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft party you won’t want to miss!

Believe This Minecraft SMP

13 million, 20 years, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, btc, crazy prediction, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Financial, Future, growth, Investment, long term, market, Minecraft, MONEY, prediction, skepticism, smp, speculation, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual Bitcoin billionaire! Our resident expert predicts that in 20 years, you’ll have 13 million virtual bitcoins in your virtual wallet. That’s right, 7% of all the virtual money in our virtual world will be in BTC! And don’t even get us started on the alts – they’re going to do a 144x from here! It may sound totally crazy, but in our virtual world, anything is possible. So come join us and start mining for those virtual bitcoins before they’re all gone!

UGC Towny

Challenging, Community, Cross-Play, custom gameplay, home, Minecraft, PvE, Quests, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, UGC Towny, unique experience, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1937	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft? Dive into our unique Towny experience! We offer custom gameplay enhancements, challenging quests, and a thriving community that will make you feel right at home.

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