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> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mines Excavated:	4560
Animals Bred:	186	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	208
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Votes:	5295

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Divine Spears Created:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	64	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Emeralds Found:	8673	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Towns Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Animals Bred:	144	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	5882	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!