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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5742 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Magic Items Found: | 5629 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!