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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5742 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5629 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
