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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4522 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!