I’d fucke me Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8175	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.

So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.

Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

Cecilia, Graduation, holoEN, Holostars, indie, Ironmouse, Live streaming, Luxiem, Minecraft, Nijisanji, NijisanjiFree, online content, phase, pikamee, pippa, Roberu, Server, streaming, tenma, virtual personality, virtual youtuber, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	179
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

TallTunes Minecraft Server

active concert goer, aita, Atlanta, close to the stage, Concert, concert etiquette, first come first serve, floor space, Frustration, Justified, Masquerade-Heaven, Minecraft, opinion, pushing past, Server, shorter girls, standing room, Tall, TallTunes, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Void Armor Forged:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	671184	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

HospitalHaunts

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Haunted, Healthcare, Hospital, HospitalHaunts, Medical, Paranormal, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Epic House Doctor Server

brilliant.., British, crossover, Doctor, Doctor Who, Drama, Epic, fan favorite, FANTASY, Hospital, House, Hugh Laurie, iconic, long-running, medical drama, sarcastic, science fiction, Server, Tardis, time travel, tv show, Witty

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mines Excavated:	4292	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.