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R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8449	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Void Armor Forged:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	7519	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Void Gems Collected:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Towns Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9168	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Emeralds Found:	285

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Items Found:	6789	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Emeralds Found:	8635
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.