Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds!
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Imagine a world where every block you place represents a missed payment from your ex. Build towering structures of child support bills and watch as he struggles to navigate his way out of debt. Will he finally learn his lesson? Probably not, but at least you’ll have a good laugh at his expense.
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We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!
So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!
we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).
join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).
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