Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
95/800 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
9 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
207 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
15 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
15 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
1 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
1 |
Orbs of Power Found: |
6 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
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we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
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