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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8279 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 205 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.