#Icantbuild Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cake Party Time!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	761598	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Towns Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

eternity.mc.gg

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1115	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

cuzwedid.xyz

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2976	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	1133	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Items Found:	8775
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!