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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1610 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8766 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 269352 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!
