FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

tobacco, Water, Ibises, Breed, Slippery

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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New Server IP
Minecraft server: PhaseCraftGen

PhaseCraftGen, Minecraft, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Official Twitch Archive Channels

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where you can join a community of virtual Vtubers who are more entertaining than a pig riding a minecart!

Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Lia, who can sing like a villager on karaoke night. Or team up with Utatane Nasa, who can build redstone contraptions faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori will guide you through the Nether like a pro, while Fujikura Uruka will enchant your gear so good, even the Wither won’t stand a chance.

And don’t forget about Shisui Michiru, whose building skills are so legendary, they make the Great Wall of China look like a dirt hut. Plus, Tenma Maemi will keep you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky creepers sneaking up behind you.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at Jelly Hoshiumi’s hilarious antics.

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Minecraft SMP: AllOverTheCraft

Completely exhausting, Completely all-encompassing, smp, everywhere, Totally inescapable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is LITERALLY all over the place! We’ve got floating islands, underground caves filled with diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by mermaids (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that teleports you to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just watch out for the evil gingerbread men).

Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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MailMunchies Minecraft Server

adult children, parental respect, Boundaries, Minecraft, personal space

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy more than this person’s mom? Look no further! Our server is so secure, not even your own mother can invade your space like that. Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and never worry about your mail being opened by nosy parents again. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks just waiting for you to discover. So come on over and leave the drama at the door, because on our server, the only thing breaking into your personal space is a creeper. Join now and build your way to victory!

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PhotogFiascoCraft

Opinions, PhotogFiascoCraft, emotions, critique, art

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and ethical dilemmas! Just like the argument this guy had with his girlfriend about photography, you’ll be questioning your morals and values while playing on our server.

Explore the virtual streets and interact with our homeless NPC population, but be careful not to take any unauthorized photos of them! We take ethics very seriously here, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But don’t worry, our server is not all serious business. You’ll also encounter crazy adventures, like trying to convince your girlfriend in-game that you’re not an asshole for calling her out on her photography project. Can you navigate the virtual world of relationships and art while still having fun?

Join us for a unique and thought-provoking Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming. See you in the game, where drama and ethics collide!

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Rich in Diamonds Minecraft SMP

privileged, Wealthy, financially secure, Minecraft, well-to-do

“Oh, sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my diamond armor clinking together as I walk through my mansion on the server where pigs fly and zombies breakdance for emeralds. Care to join us peasants?”

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HeartbreakCraft2021

Self Discovery, letting go, emotional struggles, difficult times, Grief

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your pain? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us and let’s turn that heartbreaking year into a hilarious adventure filled with laughter, epic builds, and maybe even a few tears of joy (from laughing so hard, of course). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggles of a bad year and turns it into a crazy fun time in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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Durov’s Crafty Kingdom

Telegram, privacy, SECURITY, Kremlin, messaging app

so this server is like, the wildest place ever in minecraft land. like, you gotta join if you wanna be part of the most epic adventures and shenanigans. we got creepers that do the macarena and pigs that can fly. no joke, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our admin is like this mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance. he once built a replica of the Kremlin out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the legendary battle arena where players duel it out with enchanted weapons and armor? it’s like the hunger games, but with more cake. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where skeletons drop sick beats and zombies breakdance.

so yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen. even the Kremlin warning France about intimidating telegram bosses.

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Mining Buckets & Pails🌟 Java & Bedrock Edition! Join for Custom Quests, Jobs, Enchantments, and PyroFarming Madness! Land Claiming Galore, Economy Fun!

Enchantments, Pyrofarming, java, embark, Land

Bucketry Minecraft Server

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

Embark on an epic adventure through Bucketry, a realm filled with endless opportunities and challenges. Rise through the ranks, master your craft, unlock legendary powers, conquer unique challenges, and build your empire in this vibrant community.

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

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Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the JAVA server, connect to mc.bucketry.net. For Bedrock, use mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by visiting the link provided in the Server Info section above.

CraftyAnonymous Minecraft Server

online platform, Assistance, CraftyAnonymous, Minecraft, anonymous user

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers are afraid of YOU!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night, where you can boogie down with the coolest mobs in town. And don’t even get me started on our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.

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Ibises

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

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