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MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2689	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2526	New Chunks Explored:	724681
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Potions Brewed:	78
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	4588	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ores Mined:	9515

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.