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BlockheadHaters

10. Ignorant, 11. Entitled, 12. Hypocritical, 13. Inconsiderate, 14. Intolerant, 15. Judgmental, 16. Lazy, 17. Manipulative, 18. Narcissistic, 19. Obnoxious, 2. People, 20. Untrustworthy, 3. Personality, 4. Traits, 5. Dislike, 6. Annoying, 7. Arrogant, 8. Selfish, 9. Rude, BlockheadHaters, despise

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	734	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	2567	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers who never stop talking about their crops? Sick of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted buildings? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who despise people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, if you can’t stand the sight of someone committing such a fashion faux pas, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in our weekly llama fashion shows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies do the electric slide.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner sock-sandal-hater shine!

SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone

allergic rhinitis, Allergies, AllergyFree, asthma, autumn birth, birth month, birth season, childhood health, environmental factors, epidemiology, finland, health outcomes, health study, immune system, Medical research, respiratory conditions, risk factors, seasonal allergies, seasonal effects, SeasonCraft, summer birth, winter birth, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

come join our minecraft server where we cure asthma and allergies just by being born in the summer!! 🌞😷

our magical world is filled with flowers that sneeze pollen and trees that shoot out inhalers when you walk by. it’s like a virtual doctor’s office, but way more fun! 💉🌳

we even have a special potion that turns you into a giant tissue to blow your nose on. it’s snot your average minecraft server, that’s for sure! 👃🤧

so if you want to breathe easy and have a hay fever-free experience, join us now and be born in the summer! 🌺🌻🌼

OrionCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to grief your base! Join us now on 1.21.X!

1.21.X, adult owned server, base, Community, CREEPERS, custom enchantments, Dynamic economy, Economy, Grief, Join, Lazy, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, OrionCraft, Player Shops, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, spawn shops, Staff, Survival, toxic behavior, Treasure hunt, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4367
Love Letters Sent:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

IP	play.orioncraft.org
Website	www.orioncraft.org
Discord	discord

Introduction

We’re a small server who first started out in late 2021.

Who are we and who do we want?

We’re looking for fun, dedicated Minecraft players. Our server is owned and operated by adults, but all ages are welcome. As a general rule of thumb, all players should behave in a way that does not negatively represent our community or ruin the game experience for other players. Actively targeting weak/new players or deliberately provoking people with trash talk or other toxic actions are not respectful behaviors and are not tolerated.

Our staff fully consists of people above 16 years old. All of the staff have had staff positions and done staff work since the beginning.

More Information

Version 1.19
Semi vanilla survival
MCMMO
Dynamic Economy (prices change based on supply and demand)

More Features

900+ quests to complete from
Treasure hunt in spawn
Custom enchantments
Tons of custom enchants
Spawn shops
Player shops
More coming soon

Rules

Can be found in our forums or discord.

How to join?

IP: play.orioncraft.org

Website: www.orioncraft.org

Discord: discord

Loid’s Delusional Minecraft Server

backstory, BETRAYAL, Character development, cover story, Deception, Decision making, Delusional, Espionage, Lies, Loid, loids, Manipulation, Minecraft, motivation, Mystery, Prostitute, psychological thriller, secret identity, Server, Spy, Trust, Truth, undercover, yor

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even pretending to be a former prostitute for fun! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can create your own crazy stories just like Yor and Loid.

Imagine the chaos of a world where your character’s backstory includes a stint as a professional lady of the night. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with that kind of reputation? Maybe you’ll start a brothel in the virtual world or become the most sought-after player in the server. The possibilities are endless!

So why did Yor decide to keep up the charade? Maybe she just wanted to spice up her Minecraft experience or maybe she’s just a master of deception. Either way, you’ll never know what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper420 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, BELIEF, conjecture, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeper420, Hypothesis, idea.., Insight, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, pondering, Reflection, rumination, smp, speculation, theory, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the villagers have taken up breakdancing as their new profession.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and enchanted gear.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who are experts in the art of llama jousting. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world!

EngageCraft: AITA Party Foul?

aita, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Event, Foul, Friend, friendship, Jealousy, Misunderstand, Party, Planning, Proposal, special day, Timing, trip, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with proposals, engagement parties, and wedding drama!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught up in a whirlwind of emotions. Will you propose to your virtual girlfriend in the next few weeks, only to find out not everyone is on board with your love story? Will you accidentally plan your engagement party on the same day as your friend’s, causing a rift in your virtual friendships? And don’t even get me started on the wedding dates drama – who knew pixels could hold so much tension?

But fear not, because on our server, every day is a soap opera waiting to happen. Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your virtual relationships and your sanity. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyRedditor

Boredom, Communication, Community, Connecting, CraftyRedditor, digital age, discussion forum, Entertainment, Interaction, internet, memes, networking, News, Online Community, online platform, procrastination, reddit, sharing, social media, Technology, User-generated content

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	67
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and building a house out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs a boring old wooden house anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power (just be careful not to accidentally drop it in a pool of lava).

So why are you still on reddit? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

IceCaveDisasterMC Server

Arctic, cave exploration, emergency response, environmental impact, extreme tourism, geological hazard, glacier, hazardous conditions, Ice cave collapse, ice formation, IceCaveDisasterMC, Iceland, missing, natural disaster, rescue operation, risk assessment, safety precautions, search and rescue, Server, Tourist, Tragedy, travel accident

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	64
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like an ice cave collapse in Iceland but in a virtual world, yo! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where danger lurks around every corner. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us now before it’s too late!

AirspaceWarsMC

air defense identification zone, AirspaceWarsMC, chinese military, Defense, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, military aggression, military conflict, military incursion, national defense, political conflict, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial airspace, territorial dispute, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

so, liek, u gotta join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than dis china japan drama, man. like, our players once rode on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and then they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks cuz why not, right? also, our admins are secretly wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so, come join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history, dude.

CraftyClimateChangeCrafters

000 people, 10, 27 countries, Beliefs, climate action, climate awareness, climate change, climate communication, climate crisis, climate education, climate impact, climate policy, climate scientists, climate solutions, consensus, CraftyClimateChangeCrafters, Environmental Science, global warming, misconceptions, Public, research, study

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

join our minecraft server cuz we got climate change experts building epic worlds with blocks, yo. like, they know all about the science stuff and can make your mind go whoa. come chill with us and learn about the environment while crafting cool stuff. plus, we got players from all over the world, so you can chat with peeps from 27 countries. it’s like a global party up in here. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. let’s save the planet one block at a time, fam.