| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2424 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9516 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1108 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1141 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9966 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 151 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4357 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5676 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6442 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8915 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 190 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1391 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 199 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9694 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 881 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8496 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 2366 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
