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PlaneCrashDiplomatPvP

Aircraft wreckage, aviation history, Cold War era, diplomatic relations, divers, finland, Finnish WWII plane, historical discovery, international incident, military history, Moscow, PlaneCrashDiplomatPvP, Recovery mission, Remains, shot down, soviet union, tragic event, underwater exploration, US diplomat, Wartime tragedy, world war II

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	3904
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where we reenact this INSANE story by building a giant replica of the Finnish WWII plane that got shot down by Moscow with a US diplomat on board. imagine flying around in minecraft on a plane made out of blocks, it’s gonna be LIT. plus, we have secret missions where you have to rescue the diplomat from the clutches of the evil Moscow players. come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

SubwayAnnouncementFails

Announcements, city life, Communication, commuters, confusion, coping mechanisms, Daily Life, Frustration, language barrier, metro, Miscommunication., noise pollution, passenger experience, public transportation, Subway, SubwayAnnouncementFails, Transit, transportation system, travel, Underground, urban living

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Votes:	930
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

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MeatCrafterz – Gender Bender Edition

behavioral patterns, Bender, cross-cultural analysis, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, dietary behaviors, dietary habits, Edition, food choices, food consumption, food preferences, gender, gender disparities, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, meat consumption, MeatCrafterz, paradoxical effects, scientific research, social influences, societal norms

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like meat? do u like paradoxes? well boy do i have the server for u! join our server where u can build ur own meat castle and battle other players in epic meat wars! we have a paradoxical twist where the more meat u eat, the stronger u become! it’s like a scientific experiment but with blocks and swords! so come join us and experience the ultimate meaty adventure!

Lions MC

Fun, hopper filters, Lions MC, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nowhitelist, Plugins, Pwarps, Server, Shop, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5659
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

This is a fun multiplayer server with plugins that make things even better! We have a shop, pwarps, hopper filters and more! There is also zero whitelist.

lionsmc.mcserver.us

Welcome to MossCraft, where the grass is always greener and the pets have their own secret society. Join now for some leafy fun!

Bluemap, console, Custom world, Fast Leaf Decay, Fun, GRASS, Greener, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, Incendium, Join, Leafy, mobile gamers, Mosscraft, new biomes, No Chat Reports, Nullscape, Particle Trails, Pets, Premium Pets, Ranks, secret, Semi Vanilla, smp, society, Structory, Structures, Terralith, Whitelist, world reset

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Entire Custom World with nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures
	World reset on May 5th, 2024
	In Game Voice Chat
	BlueMap Webmap
	Premium Pets, Ranks, and Particle Trails
	Ability to /sit and /lay
	Cross Platform with Bedrock
	Fast leaf decay
	Grief Prevention with rollback ability
	No Chat Reports
	Put any block on your head as a hat
	Automatic server restarts
	10,000 block world border
	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and apply to join using the provided link.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform and you can play with Console and Mobile gamers.

Q: Can I use voice chat in-game?

A: In-game voice chat is available, but it is not required.

Q: Are there any restrictions on chat?

A: There are no chat reports, so Mojang won’t be monitoring chat and players won’t be banned from chat due to mass reporting.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world has a 10,000 block border.

BlockyBlowjob Minecraft Server

adult content, amazing, beautiful gal, BlockyBlowjob, Blowjob, Climax, Erotic, fellatio, Happy Ending, intimate connection, intimate moment, Minecraft, Naughty, oral sex, passionate, Pleasure, pleasure zone, Satisfied, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Farms Harvested:	205
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8519
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to become the ultimate ruler of the server! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing until you cry as you build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have secret hidden realms filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. It felt amazing, and it will feel even more amazing when you become part of our zany Minecraft family!

MelaninCraft – The DBZ Minecraft Server

Anime, cartoons, cultural identity, cultural preferences, dbz, discrimination, Diversity, dragon ball z, Entertainment, ethnicity, Fandom, japanese animation, media representation, Melanin, MelaninCraft, Minecraft, pop culture, prejudice, Race, Server, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, television

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Potions Brewed:	70
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, the more melanin you have, the more you’ll love Dragon Ball Z! That’s right, our server is scientifically proven to increase your love for DBZ based on your skin color. Don’t ask us how it works, just join and experience the magic for yourself!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll also find rare diamond blocks that are actually disguised as Senzu Beans. Eat one and watch your health regenerate instantly! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Saiyan armor and weapons that will give you superhuman strength in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and action-packed adventure that will leave you questioning the laws of Minecraft physics. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who share your love for DBZ based on your melanin levels? It’s a win-win situation, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

ShiftsOverBoysLater

communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, debt management, Emotional support, financial responsibilities, financial situation, financial strain, financial stress, Prioritizing, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, ShiftsOverBoysLater, time for self-care, Time management, understanding partner, work commitments, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8970	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	85

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being $12,000 in debt and dealing with a boyfriend who just doesn’t get it. Join us for some virtual fun and leave all your financial worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about money or work schedules. No need to drop shifts to hang out at the beach, because here you can go whenever you want, even on a Monday!

Unlike some people, our players understand the importance of balancing work, relationships, and self-care. You won’t find any drama queens here, just a supportive community of gamers who know how to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t understand when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and enjoy? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Crafting Catastrophe

big disappointment, catastrophe, Crafting, Disappointment, Disaster, failed innovation, failed trend, Failure, Flop, flop of the year, letdown, major letdown, market failure, missed opportunity, missed potential, next big thing, overhyped, product flop, underperformed, underwhelming, unsuccessful launch

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Canadian Armed Forces, Cuba, CubanCraft, Defense, defense news, dnd, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, naval operations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Russian warships, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tracking

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	3085
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got Canadian Armed Forces teaming up with DND to track Russian warships near Cuba. Can you believe that shiz? Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we out here playing real-life spy games in Minecraft, fam. Join us if you wanna be part of this insane adventure and help save the world from a possible war. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday for all players, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s go, gamers!