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CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

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EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Eusurvival.net

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4902	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Mines Excavated:	3416	Blood Moons Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	369454	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	2

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CraftyCreeper69

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UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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RenewableCraft: India200GW

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Iboga Dance Party Server

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eusurvival

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The Sandcastle

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No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

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EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1172	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	56
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7620	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5