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‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

affordable delights, appreciation, budget gifts, budget-friendly presents, cheap gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive surprises, little luxuries, low-cost treats, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, modest tokens, pocket-friendly surprises, sentimental value, simple pleasures, small joys, small treasures, smp, Thoughtful gestures, thrifty gifts, ThriftyTreats, token of love

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ores Mined:	2448

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!