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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5846 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
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