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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5316 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 331 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!