i survived 1000 days in hardcore Minecraft Servers

i survived 1000 days in hardcore Minecraft Servers

  • SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

    SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 4519
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 684168 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

    Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyPunishRavens – #409

    CraftyPunishRavens – #409
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 1480
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mines Excavated: 1051

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

    Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

    Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

    And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8461
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

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  • LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 258
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

    Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

    Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5781
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2726 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

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  • PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

    PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 9983
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Emeralds Found: 2782
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 1525
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

    Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4136
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Crops Grown: 9276
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9899
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Enchantments Applied: 94

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 6942
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 384
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 446
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

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